S: Alright, children. Now, we must pray.
B: annd what wil u do fi wed onmt?
(A loud noise is heard, causing the three to jump.)
S: That will. Now pray.
C, B and M, audibly terrified: The showrunner is our shepherd, we shalt not wish.
(Here, B had an asthma attack. She reached for her inhaler. S noticed, and took her away for not completing the prayer, leaving M and C to complete the prayer.)
M: Wait, Prithee, mister S********r, did you rewrite the Shepherd's prayer to make it about you?
C: power move!
S, grabbing the two: Listen, you two. Your blue little girlfriend is getting punished for not praying, so why do you want to join her?
M and C: No, sir.
S: Iris, bring Blue Skin Girl back
(B walked back, visibly rattled. She took her seat near C.)
C: whoa, b*******y, what happened to you?
B: u dnot wana kno...
S: Pray.
C, B, and M, hurriedly:
THESHOWRUNNERISOURSHEPHERDWESHALTNOTWISHHEMAKETHUSTOLIEDOWNINGREENPASTURESHELEADETHUSBESIDETHESTILLWATERSHERESTORETHOURSOULHELEADETHUSINTHEPATHSOFRIGHTEOUSNESSFORHISNAMESSAKEYEATHOUGHWEWALKTHROUGHTHEVALLEYOFTHESHADOWOFDEATHWEWILLFEARNOEVILFORTHOUARTWITHUSTHYRODANDTHYSTAFFTHEYCOMFORTUSTHOUPREPARESTATABLEBEFOREUSINTHEPRESENCEOFOURFRIENDSTHOUANOINTESTOURHEADSWITHOILOURCUPRUNNETHOVERSURELYGOODNESSANDMERCYSHALLFOLLOWUSALLTHEDAYSOFMYLIFEANDIWILLDWELLINTHECABINSOFTHESHOWRUNNERFOREVER
C: WAAA-HAA-HAAA!
S: Good. Now you may eat.